Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

Frozen deli dick

A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.

Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.

by KingAle😂 May 13, 2019

Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010

deli bath

When someone is passed out from alcohol, one proceeds to place the one who is passed out in the bathtub, afterwhich they are covered with old nearly rotten deli meats.

Johnny passed out at the kegger, so we deli bathed him with rotten salami.

by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 24, 2006

Boston Deli Sandwich

The act in which, You and a close Boi sneak a toast filled toaster into the Movie theater bathroom. Plug in the toaster and take out the toast. Then while your friend urinates in the handycapped toilet you must shit on to each piece of toast. Following you must both eat the shit toast, then put your middle finger into the urine filled toilet. Then Finally toss the plugged in toaster into the toilet, resulting in both of your deaths.

Yo, bro you wanna go make a “Boston Deli Sandwich” later? I’ve got a toaster.

by worlsd June 18, 2018

Arcata Pizza and Deli (APD)

an amazing restaurant in downtown Arcata, CA that has the best pizza in the world. The fries are fucking awesome and all the food is delicious. Everyone likes it. The service is awesome and the atmosphere is great to eat in. Always plays great music. just a fucking great place to chill with friends over a fucking dank pizza, burger, salad, stack of fries, sandwich, and/or bacon. fucking bacon. gotta love that shit.

Anybody: "Dude! Let's APD it up at lunch today!"

Smart Person: "Fuck yeah! I love that place!"

Stupid Person: "Naw, man. I'm not feelin' it today."

Smart Person: "Fuck you! Let's roll. I'm ready for some fucking pizza from Arcata Pizza and Deli (APD)."

by Quaf Jim May 28, 2009

day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 29, 2013