delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Gurgle Delay

When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens

We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.

by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006