Defucksting

Really Fucking Disgusting

Andrew is a defucksting human being.

by Carl’s soggy asshole November 1, 2017

defactable

An unaccounted influence or circumstance witch contributes to an unwanted results

The condition of an object can come into question where time is defactable

by Raccoon of words November 5, 2018

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 18, 2008

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

deductible

A word black people manage to make sound like "dyuhdjucktible" Its proper usage is not defined, and can be dropped randomly whenever it feels right. "Youse about to pay a dyuhdjucktible.

HATS RIGHT I BACKED INTO YO CAR NYUKKA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOOOO?

You hit my car! are you blind?!?

YES I AAAAAM! SO?-

Wait, you're blind?

YES! BLIIIIND! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM DAT NYAAAAGAAAA?

Oh look what you did to dorothy... You better have insurance.

NYUGGA! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE, CAUSE YOUSE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

Stinkmeaner

by ackronyhm April 30, 2009

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017