Tower Defense Simulator

A game where you jerk off to towers and zombies.

XxAdolfHitler123xX: Umbra from Tower Defense Simulator is so hot
osamabinladen69420: Ew wtf

by ManZK96 March 19, 2022

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

by lordgrim the invcbke February 14, 2021

The Picasso Defense

When bad visual artists (the illustrative kind) drop Pablo Picasso's name in the middle of a discussion to defend their lack of skill. The defense is usually made after people suggest problem areas the artists may want to work on- especially anatomy- and typically comes coupled with a phrase like "it's my style." Think of it like Godwin's Law, but for artists.

Artist A: You have some problems with proportions and either draw hands backwards or hide them in characters' pockets/behind their backs. I suggest studying from real people for a while, and even though it sucks, try not to hide them as much. You won't get better at drawing hands if you avoid them. The rest of your stuff looks really good, though. I like the way you shade hair. Great work!

Artist B: Fuck you motherfucker. You think you can tell me what to fucking do?! Did you think for a second that maybe there's nothing wrong with my anatomy? Maybe you're fucking blind but people mess with proportions ALL THE TIME. Not everyone draws realism you dumb shit. My styles just different from what you think is PERFECT AND SUPER WONDERFUL DESU! Pablo Picasso's anatomy wasn't perfect either. He drew ugly abstract shit all the time. Why aren't you complaining about how fucked up HIS anatomy was, huh?! HUH?!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Artist A: Pablo Picasso mastered realism when he was a teenager. He didn't make abstract things because he didn't know how to draw people. He drew them that way purposely after learning anatomy. You have to know the rules before you can break them. Stop using the Picasso defense to justify your flaws. Backwards thumbs and hiding hands isn't a style.

by Jakkrobbit August 31, 2013

defenastrate

a verb meaning "to throw out a window"

"hey Vinny, Tony here is late on the payment again. Open up the window so I can defenastrate his cheap ass"

by JohnGHenry May 12, 2008

Defense Curl

A normal type Pokemon move used to raise it's defense.

Pokemon Trainer: Sandshrew! Use Defense Curl!

Sandshrew curls itself into a ball...

by He Who Remains Unnamed April 13, 2011

Defendini

Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.

Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.

I wish I was a Defendini!

That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman

by Kawaii god of darkness April 1, 2017

Defenestryeetion

The act of yeeting something out of the window.

The defenestryeetion of my fishbowl gave quite a mess.
I got angry so I defenestryeeted my PC after a three game loss streak.

by The Salty Scrub November 19, 2018