desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

Deever

Deever (Noun) it is a type of person that is so fucked up that you wonder how they have lived as long as they have. They frustrate everyone around them and make people want to hurt people. It is the type of person you can’t trust with a paper clip because they are so dumb they would probability stab themselves in the eye.

Dude why did you let Deever drive the truck you know he is going to crash, the last time he sat on the stick shift.

by Richard McStuffins December 21, 2022

Desperate

when someone will go to extreme lengths to get attention from someone they like

Did u see Serena the other day it was so desperate how she kept trying to get his attention, she was legit hanging off of him but he just ignored her.

by DJ bigg October 8, 2018

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

Desperate

Desperate can mean someone who will move on very quickly and doesn’t actually take time to be with themselves. Are usually scared of being lonely and unloved but can seem foolish and naive as their desire to be liked takes them to the wrong places more often than not.

Dating another strange dude after just breaking up? Paige is so desperate

by NimNom0608 November 24, 2018

Deependra

A person who has got an extreme charm and a magnetic quality of personality or appearance along with innate and powerfully sophisticated personal communicability.
Has got a smile that will send shivers down to your spine especially when you are having a crush on him.
A nonchalant, cool, smart intelligent person who likes to describe himself

as rare.
According to Deependra studying becomes worthy only when you start days before the finals.
Has got a dangerous taste for adventure that will evoke a sense of fear in the spectators. A person who isn't afraid of playing with snakes even.A person with readiness to do anything wholeheartedly for the ones who top his priority list.
He is the kind of boyfriend, husband every girl would dream to have. If you are having him in your life, count yourself among the ones who are profoundly blessed and never let him go.

Fortunate are those who have Deependra in their lives

by 105 November 26, 2021

Derper

A person who is a dumbass, schmuck etc.

That guy is such a derper, why is he listening to the backstreet boys?

by PJisJesus January 6, 2008