deceptomeme

A meme (or other widely-shared photo or factoid) that is meant to be deliberately deceptive.

Deceptomeme purveyors prey on people's ignorance and the speed and zeal with which the uninformed will share unsubstantiated material.

People feel shame when you point out they have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: passing along a deceptomeme.

"Hey, did you hear? This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, five Sundays. That has not happened in 845 years. It's called Monkey's Luck and you are supposed to go buy a lottery ticket or some shit like that and then share it. I think I'm gonna do it even though this could be a deceptomeme."

"Check this out...tomorrow is the day Marty McFly set his time machine when he travels to the future. That is so cool because I really love that movie. I won't check to see if it's really true, but I'll just pass it along. No way this is a deceptomeme"

by xophere July 30, 2012

Decepticar

When a car usually driven by a cute young girl is instead driven by a crusty looking burn-out.

I was looking forward to checking out a young hottie when I pulled up to the light next to a white Pontiac Sunfire. Instead I saw some old hag smoking a cigarette. It was a Decepticar.

by CarPerv August 6, 2012

Decreppled

A mix of Depressed and Crippled

Used for saying someone/something looks mentally or physically depressed and crippled.

jesus fucking christ you look decreppled

by m e 2 April 18, 2023

Decrepit

Someone past their best

You fucking decrepit fuck. You’re so fucked you’re wearing nappies and drooling down your chin. You are that old, you think it’s still spelt decrepid.

by Decrepitdick July 12, 2023

Deceptivecon

A massively publicized or accepted information that appears empowering and for your best interest but is really intended for your long-term harm, loss or destruction.

A well Known Deceptivecon is Lientists telling the public that consuming petroleum made pharmaceuticals are more healthier than consuming natural occurring herbs.

by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023

Deception

something america (u.s.a.) loves doing

average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.

by Pajcho October 30, 2023

China Fax Decryptor

Someone who can decrypt the meaning of China Fax. As years pass by, the less China Fax Decryptors exist in our world. To master the skill of decrypting China Fax, one must be constantly surrounded by China Fax and be unfazed by their utter meaninglessness.

Person 1: Today I fu the cut, no brush for me.
Person 2: Ayo can we get a china fax decryptor?

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021