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Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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poop decoration

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
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Rage decorating

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.
We have to be at home the day after thanksgiving because my wife is rage decorating tomorrow.
by Ross52066 November 23, 2018
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Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
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decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.
Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"
by what the .... November 25, 2011
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