decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.

by GolfMaven May 2, 2006

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by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

Deaded

rejected

Harvard deaded Jim despite his 1.7 GPA.

by AirNik August 23, 2003

decayenne

An interesting private network on the internet with business, mingling and fun pass time possibilities. If you're not a member of it then you suck.

You're not a member on Decayenne? you suck.

by master9999 January 27, 2009

Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.

"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006

Jesus Desade

An Internet fiend, who trawls the web for the foulest, most disturbing and unsettling material it can provide. Should be approached with caution. Has the sexual appetite of a thousand men. A thousand debauched men.

Jesus Desade parked his bicycle in another man's orifice.
Jesus Desade will fuck you up!

by Disciple of Desade August 21, 2006

decateam

When a decateam is occurring, it means that there are ten guys to one girl. That means 10 penises all vying for a hole.

Did you hear how that blonde girl and the football team participated in a decateam?

by pornogirl69 March 1, 2009