Driving While Gray

A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.

“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”

by Bottom Ford April 6, 2010

Driving tourette's

Gimpyrobb, when he drives in traffic.

Non stop expletives fly from Gimpyrobb's mouth when he drives in traffic. I have diagnosed him with Driving Tourette's Syndrome

by DH@SS September 26, 2012

driving to toronto

having anal sex, engaging in butt sex

He always imagined that one day, he and his wife would be driving to Toronto. Driving to Toronto can be tough at first, but once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun. Lubrication is advisable before driving to Toronto.

by joseph and the multicolored dreamcoat May 22, 2006

Driving Loco

The act of drinking a four loco while operating a motor vehicle.

Man, I was driving loco last night to fuck this swamp moose.

by SWagoner August 15, 2010

driving me up the wall

Meaning: This expression is used when something (or someone) is causing extreme exasperation and annoyance. A similar expression meaning the same thing is “driving me round the bend”. Example: “That constant drilling noise is driving me up the wall.”

“That constant drilling noise is driving me up the wall.”

by BeastRider12457 August 7, 2017

driving the bus

Throwing up (vomiting) into a toilet. So-called because your firm grasp on the rim resembles the bus-driver clutching his/her steering wheel.

The heat, the food, and the drinks combined in a bad way. I ran inside from the barbeque and started driving the bus.

by GoFigure September 22, 2005

Driving in circles

Hopping in the car to take a ride to no place in particular for the sole purpose of smoking up.

"What did you this afternoon?"
"Oh, nothing. We just drove in cirlces and played some Golden Tee."

by TC May 13, 2005