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douche bag 

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal
1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.
douche bag by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008

douche bag 

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.
So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.
douche bag by AOII May 2, 2010

Douche Bag 

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

Douche Bag 

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.
Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
Douche Bag by RIT school May 2, 2008

Douche bag 

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation
I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.
Douche bag by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003

douche bag 

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.
Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.
douche bag by meatwad April 6, 2005