O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

Long Distance Relationship

People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last

Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.

by Jackie Jessica D'Larace August 3, 2012

bone distance

1. The maximum extent one will travel to get their bone on.
2. How far your mom is from me.

Baby, you're so dead to me. You're past my bone distance.

My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.

by Jules Santana and Darius Miles October 20, 2008

long distance frelationship

a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.

after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship.

by taylor97 October 20, 2008

middle distance

The place that you can see when you are not quite focusing on the world around you. Often is a blank screen that you can project your own thoughts onto.

He was staring into middle distance, imagining the girl he really fancied.

by Myrph May 13, 2005

middle distance

The most G type of running there is. ranging from events from typically 600 meters to 1600 meters. These hardass people have to hold an almost sprint for a sustained amount of time with an explosive burst of energy in the end. These runners have to combine mileage with alot of speed work in order to stay boss.

Ay yo what you tryin to run this year?

Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.

I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.

by joeboy92 June 19, 2010