Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 30, 2009

disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien April 13, 2016

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 05, 2009

urban disappointment

The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.

Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.

by emmawemawoo October 27, 2008

sexual disappointment

Finding out that someone you want to sleep with is a virgin waiting till marriage.

Adam and Fred still have their v-cards, it's total sexual disappointment.

by Jacqueline September 23, 2004

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking May 22, 2011

Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli April 30, 2016