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Diaper bagging

When a diaper on a baby/toddler flops in or around the face of the adult playing with him/her multiple times. Similar to tea bagging. Especially gross when the diaper is filled with excrement.
Did you see your little brother diaper bagging your mom on the floor?
by nunyabiznass4444 January 7, 2010
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diaper sludge

DURING ADULT DIAPERING SCENARIOS, A COMMON OCCURENCE IS DIAPER SLUDGE, A LARGE BOWEL MOVEMENT USUALLY BY A SUBJECT WITH A BOWEL DISORDER, LEFT IN A FLIMSY DIAPER. LEAVING A RATHER FOUL SMELLING MESS.
MAID "OH FUCK!, I HATE CLEANING UP AFTER THESE DIAPER SLUDGES LEAVE"
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by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017
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Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.
I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.
by navindpaul January 10, 2010
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diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.
by -hef- September 18, 2009
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diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.
The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.
by Jack May 30, 2004
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Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.
Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!
by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016
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Diaper Virgin

A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.

-Diaper Virgin.
by Pimp Master B June 2, 2011
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