Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

by IamsorightRightt November 22, 2011

Dave

A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

by alicatmeeooowwwww July 1, 2010

Dave

Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.

A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?"

- " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010

Dave

Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.

guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'

by bob from social services August 15, 2012

Dave

A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.

Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry!?
Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.

by lilswanson4312 September 8, 2011

Dave

To go straight ahead. Used with Lewy and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a Dave" have entered the popular lexicon.

Do a Dave

by biker451 July 9, 2009

Dave

Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.

Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!

by Patricia Bosworth January 18, 2010