dashboard confessional

Dashboard Confessional is to emo what Good Charlotte is to punk. Some may call them poseurs (for a very good reason...), and others may listen to them every night before they go to sleep. If you listen to them, that's great. If you don't, stop whining about it to the people who do. We all have lives.

Dashboard Confessional : emo :: Good Charlotte : punk

by darklight36 September 6, 2005

dashboard confessional syndrome

a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.

Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.

Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.

by BillySpleen July 27, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

A band with a thirty year old singer singing about teenage problems. According to my friend who listens to real emo, this band is not emo. So haha.

Haha, you take advice from someone old enough to be your dad.

by Bishop of Hexen July 12, 2005

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

DASBFG

An acronym of the term "Dumb As Shit But Fucking Gorgeous"

wow, that girlfriend of mine is DASBFG

by SceneOne November 13, 2009

disobligated

Being in the state of no obligations because of regular weed.

Man 1: "pass me the chips."

Man 2: "..."

Man 3: "This vato is disobligated yo'."

by jyukon May 5, 2010

Dashboard Forecast

When it is so cold or so hot outside that people feel the need to take a picture of the temperature on the dashboard of their car and post it to facebook or twitter.

Here is a picture of my dashboard forecast. It's so cold outside (as evidenced by the picture of a zero degree temperature)

by The Bearded filly January 23, 2013