Damon

The guy who stole your girl.

Me: Who’s Taylor dating?
God: A fuckface named Damon.

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR June 22, 2018

THE MATT DAMON

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.

Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist

by EZGregBro August 3, 2011

Damon Fizzy

This is a fun loving man, who does what is right, he stays positive, and doesn't let people down. He inspires so many people, including myself. He fights for animal rights and is vegan. He has been through many hardships in his life, but he doesnt let them get to him, He stays strong and positive. His fizzyfamily love him dearly. He cares about his viewers and supporters. He is such a lovely and inspiring person. He is super cute, and has an amazing personality. Damon is the cutest :3. WE LOVE YOU DAMON

"Have you heard of Damon F...."
"Damon fizzy, obviously, he is so cute and kind. He is my inspiration"
"hes mine too!"

by FIZZYFEVER April 9, 2012

Bombing Dadongos

The act of pounding beer.

"Muhammad is bombing dadongos. Someone stop him before there is an explosion............of puke........"

by Krehbs February 14, 2008

Justin DaDoom

Justin DaDoom was a Drow Elf Assassin circa 1986. After joining as a mere initiate, he eventually rose up through the ranks of the Assassin's Guild, ultimately becoming the Grandfather of Assassins after defeating the Grandmother of Assassins in hand to hand combat.

Justin DaDoom is best known for the Curse he laid upon one of his foes: "Every Time You Run, You Fall Down". Needless to say, that foe spent the remainder of his life either moving slowly or tumbling about.

Another well-known fact about Justin is that he HATED Stinky Vaginas, as his father before him also hated them. There was little known to repulse the DaDoom males more than Stinky Vag.

Justin DaDoom also enjoyed belching profusely, which he barely managed to keep under control while in Stealth Mode.

Some of Justin DaDoom's traveling companions included Telyx, Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Jarga Sin, and Celedon Kierney.

Justin amassed great wealth during his lifetime, including all of the following artifacts:
Vorpal Sword +5
Bastard Sword +6
Sling of Seeking +5
Elven Chainmail +6
Gauntlets of Ogre Power/Swimming/Dexterity/Climbing
Ring of Chameleon Power
Ring of Free Action
Ring of Spell Turning
Browning Automatic Rifle

When last seen, he was being tutored by Nemesis Tor'turre in the ways of magic, and had attained 10th level as a Mage in addition to his 20th level as an Assassin.

As the party entered the chamber of the Ice Queen, Justin began to sniff the air with disdain.

"Orcs?" Telyx asked.

"No" replied Justin DaDoom, releasing a thunderous and long-lasting belch... "Stinky Vag. I HATE STINKY VAG!!!"

And then The Ice Queen materialized before them, enraged beyond all words. The battle began immediately.

by Ixtiklioblikliak April 9, 2008

Dadanatical

Noun; Someone who is obssesed and fanatical about their dad. They discuss thier dad on a daily basis, and compare him to everything. They constantly bring up a story about their dad, regardless if its on topic or not. In the "dadanaticals" eyes, his father can and will overcome any obsticle. Dadanaticals vary from age 3- 45....mostly in the 13 range. They strive to become their dad one day, and carry on the "legacy" of their father.

Jeremy: my dad once fought a cougar
Chris: Shut the fuck up
Jeremy: My dad once told a guy that, then kicked his ass.
Chris: your a fucking dadanatical

Ryan: Dude walker texas ranger is on!
Zak: Chuck norris is the shit.
Jeremy: My dad could kick his ass.
Chris: your a retard

Tyler: Yeah i almost got my paper done
Garrett: same here, i was up all night
Mitch: yeah i did my paper tonight too.
Jeremy: My dad used to be a trucker, but he was to tough.
Brad: shut up you dadanatical

by Peterbilt mc daddy kisses February 24, 2011

Dado Blade

A dado blade is a sawblade that is used to cut dados (grooves) in woodworking. This particular type of sawblade is most commonly used on table saws and radial arm saws. There are two varieties of dado blades, the first is a stacked dado set, which consists of two circular blades attached on either side of a chipper. The chipper removes the excess wood and sawdust made by the blades. The second type of dado blade is called a "Wobble Blade". This blade in particular is unique because of its adjustable hub that allows it to "wobble" on the arbor, thus making a wider cut. The theory behind the complexity of a dado saw blade is that it is possible to create very accurate cuts without too much hassle. Shims are another way to accurately widen or narrow a dado cut, they are very thin disks that slide onto the arbor between the dado blades. by using these, one can ensure a more accurate cut than without.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a dado blade set from canadian tire.
Person 2: Why do you need that?
Person 1: I need to cut accurate grooves for a shelf I am building in my workshop.
Person 2: Cool!

by Gradiator_FTW July 15, 2013