The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.
Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.
She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.
She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.
by Ed J. September 16, 2006
by fat brewer January 23, 2010
"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"
by Jake Reed March 01, 2006
Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...
She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard
by Squirrelking May 12, 2004
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006