cumfunnel

Please see cumguzzler.

Your mom is a cumfunnel.

by Lord Infamous August 19, 2004

cumnundrum

When two consenting adults opt out of sex because their kids run in the same circles.

Wow. This is hot, but we're in a serious cumnundrum. We cannot have sex. Our kids have 8 years of school left together and I'm averse to extended awkwardness.

by freegrrrl October 14, 2012

Cumbung

The act of having one's member used as a cervical dam post-ejaculation to prevent semenal expulsion from the vagina whilst your coital partner searches for a cumpon.

'Have you made a cumpon yet? The news is on in a minute and I can't be used as a cumbung forever.'

by Poomoj January 5, 2013

cumyuns

(cum-yun)(s) a funyun that has been filled with cum and sold and later used for ingestion orally or through the anus.

Ben and Sarah shared a bag cumyuns at lunch yesterday.

by rsbpro December 5, 2016

CumGun

CumGun is a slang word for penis or cock
it is usually used by gay black males

like omg johns CumGun is way bigger than mine

by CumLord52 May 9, 2018

Cumgun

When your dick prusts out some cum at a fast rate of fire.

Hey blonde did you see kelvins cumgun last night it was firing like a military grade M9

by Ponchinocalchio May 20, 2018

Cumgun

a person with excessive forceful cumloads, firing like a shotgun and sprayin everywhere.

mike was railing mysister last night, used his cumgun and blew her pussy out. it looks like a 2 week past-due milk bomb went off on the inside.

by phatty mcpatty May 22, 2018