E.E. cummings

An amazing poet all must know

My favorite poem is written by E.E. Cummings.

by ellie May 13, 2005

cummilingus

When one performs cunnilingus post creampie; licking pussy after creating a Twinkie.

Timmy, a earnest and short fused fellow, performed cummilingus to help his lady out.

by Willyquakes May 13, 2016

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck im cumming lois

by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 30, 2022

bed-a-commuting

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

Cummingbird

A sexual technique used to heavily arouse ones partner. To perform the "Cummingbird", just before you finish, you must start flapping your arms like wings and scream bird noises just before cumming inside your partner.

I love the cummingbird so much when I am horny.

by god_kun December 11, 2015

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003