by ellie May 13, 2005
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by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 30, 2022
Get the holy fuck im cumming mug.The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.
I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.
by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009
Get the bed-a-commuting mug.A sexual technique used to heavily arouse ones partner. To perform the "Cummingbird", just before you finish, you must start flapping your arms like wings and scream bird noises just before cumming inside your partner.
by god_kun December 11, 2015
Get the Cummingbird mug.Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021
Get the cummoning mug.to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.
"Davy , I need some commitment."
"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."
*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*
"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."
*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*
by mmm69 October 21, 2003
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