chumpanoid

A word to describe someone named wesley

Wow Wesley is being such a chumpanoid

by G@ckos March 20, 2025

Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026