crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.

Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.

by MadEtcha November 19, 2011

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.

that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

by Satoshi Dopeamoto April 22, 2018

cryptocrastinate

That thing you do when you know you’re supposed o be doing something else.

Another day starts, work and study await ... this is no time to cryptocrastinate.

by Rebecca-JG May 2, 2018

Cryptic

People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.

I found some cryptic shit...what?

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

crypticzalio

a very cool chad, very nice and very powerful...destined man named alex here to conquer the world

did you see crypticzalio?? he outblacked me today

by PoopMasterXD October 14, 2020

Cryptic

Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...

Cryptic

by Obzerps December 7, 2020