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crustacean

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.
A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!
by N15 February 20, 2009
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Crustacean

Someone who is crusty. A person who lacks hygiene.
Damn that fool looks like a crustacean.
by Christ. Pher February 11, 2015
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Chesticle

An exceptionally manly and or built chest.
I work out daily to perfect my chesticle
by Robama November 30, 2011
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Chesticles

"Testicles are on a man, not a woman you dumbass, so chesticles are man boobs."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Cresticle

My crested gecko has some big ass cresticles.
by Klon2004 January 11, 2022
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Crystice

Crystal-Ice

Someone that is legit or real.

Can loosely be used as smooth, sleek, or clear. If must.
Bitch fuck you, when were you ever crystice.
by booze101 May 20, 2009
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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