banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.

Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!

by mochiko September 14, 2008

crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 16, 2004

crutchie

A person (usually a male) with a cripple fetish, the term being akin to "plushie." The sexual attraction can apply to a variety of the physically and emotionally afflicted, ranging from those temporarily disabled by knee surgery and sporting a knee brace and crutches, to full quadriplegics in automated wheelchairs, to the elderly who use canes or walkers. On the emotional spectrum, highly codependent women are often objects of desire.

Dan's not into hood rats or club girls--he's a crutchie. He's cruising the ER for a hot mangled chick to take home and bang.

by BHWHM June 24, 2010

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.

HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*

by xofus March 29, 2021