Dick-Crumble

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

by bigbootyvito09 September 9, 2009

crumble

When something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. It can replace any of those sayings.

Awww man that's crumble!!!!!!!

by Crystal 4 shizzle January 17, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

touch crumble

basicly weed that is really easy to crumble

'wot sorta weed ya got m8'
'touch crumble its shit hot'

by xxljxx May 21, 2006

apple crumble

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.

I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!

by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004