Crispy Crowns

giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne

even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside

That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.

by Shougo May 21, 2022

minor crown

A tiny penis

Damn Connor has a minor crown!

by Lilpump69$$ December 23, 2017

Triple Crown

To successfully and enjoyably ejaculate three times in one day.

"Dude, I was bored yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved the Triple Crown..." -Tom
"I was thinking about going for it." -Jack

by cool.cat.t1 November 29, 2010

Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

Crown Point

A middle size town in Indiana, where everyone smokes weed. They all take pride in it as well.

I'm going to buy some weed from Crown Point.

by DivdbyTime June 11, 2011

Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.

My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.

by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022