The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009
Get the southern crotcheaux region mug.1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015
Get the Kiwi Cootchie mug.When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019
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Get the crotchies mug.A member of the Crotchfelt family, Emma Watson of roleplay and one of the few smartest roleplayers left. She is soon to be the next Einstein of this generation. Is also a flaming homesexual with Myka Wantmore.
Person 1: Did you see that girl using Kamen Crotchfelt?
Person 2: Oh my god, how dare she. We all know Kamen is the one and only Emma Watson of rp!
Person 2: Oh my god, how dare she. We all know Kamen is the one and only Emma Watson of rp!
by Kamen Crotchfelt February 12, 2013
Get the Kamen Crotchfelt mug.Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.
by Coont March 2, 2011
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