Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.

Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?

by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023

cruppled

this is slang for a hangover, in use on college campuses approximately 2003-2006. it was often used in a specific format as shown in the example sentence

buddy, i’m all cruppled up from last night’s shenanigans!

by realstan January 1, 2024

Cropped

When a man has his balls removed but not his penis

They cropped his nuts he’s a pretty boy now

by Rocheman4280 February 4, 2026

Cropped

Short and chopped

“How was the date?”

“Terrible! And he lied about his height?! Dude was straight up cropped”

“Damn”

by Pembertron December 3, 2025

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020