clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

cribber

1. A very cool person

2. One who cribs

hey, cribber, hows it cribbin

by Cribby Joeseph April 10, 2005

Cribber

When you don't want to say the n word

You fricking cribber

by Hellcribber July 14, 2018

Chobber

A man who exudes toxic masculinity, and utters phrases like, "boys will be boys".

"Have you seen that Piers Morgan on TV? He's a right chobber"

by Penny Piffle January 15, 2019

lick my cobber

Australian slang for licking ones asshole

Go and lick my cobber you cunt

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

Cromber

A lazy, grumpy male who frequents the common room in sixth form colleges. The aforementioned male is said to resemble a teddy bear and hence his name is sometimes splet Crom-bear. The Cromber enjoys all sports but some of the Cromber's faviroute sports include: Rugby League, Football, Darts and Formula One. When the Crom-bear hibernates during the winter months he surrounds himself with duvets and will watch any sport being played on the television, with the exception of Rugby Union which makes the Cromber violently ill. If Rugby Union is being played then the Cromber will watch Sky Sports News until a more suitable sport begins.

Observationalist: Has a wild Snorlax just appeared?

Anthropologist: No, don't be foolish its just a sleeping Cromber!

Observationalist: Oh, should we wake him?

Zoologist: That wouldn't be wise, he'll rip your head off.

by Conor Smith March 19, 2010

Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003