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critical maz

the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.
gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!
by sleepy bugenbrow May 26, 2008
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donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021
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critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023
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critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp
by Creepes November 14, 2017
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critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.
Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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Self criticism

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.
Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.
by Dratical April 20, 2021
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