CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.

Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.

by MR WOLF January 25, 2008

lesbian crib death

a langushed social life of a gay male precipitated by living with lesbians

Jim expereinced LCD Lesbian crib death from watching to much football and going to to many clam bakes.

by startPNW September 29, 2010

crib ass

(n) - a female who is shared with everyone and everybody gets to fuck

You see breezy right there, that's crib ass cuz it aint no fun if tha boyz cant have none.

by D Dot Spitz August 29, 2008

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.

1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.

by Jikarta June 11, 2008

Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

by Holly M S April 24, 2010

Chiberow

(chib IR row) The act of being the most insanely sick, awesome, or gnar guy around. Or being able to fly.

1. "Sup Chiberow?" "Not much brah"
2. Dude, there's a Chiberow outside the plane window.

by itsthatguyagain October 20, 2010

cribbage-board

A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.

"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"

by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013