redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006

credit card

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

by Brooke February 19, 2005

credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

by somemoron August 5, 2007

Crabitha

The act of being Crabby and Tabby. It should be noted that not all Tabby's are crabby.

Crabitha is always in a bad mood.

by Star@Heart May 12, 2015

full credit

A way of getting around saying you got 100 on a test when a classmate asks what you got so you don't sound like you're bragging.

BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: YEAH! I GOT 100!!!... What did you get?
Phil: Fuck you, lucky bastard... I failed that shit, man...

NOT BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: Oh... actually, I got full credit.
Phil: Oh...

by FecalMatterTruffles November 12, 2010

Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps

"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."

by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013

producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

by ed the Word September 14, 2009