'bate crate

a box/crate/other container full of pornography.

from "My Best Friends Girl"/2008

friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!

by Freddyvk123 February 28, 2009

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

crates

a derogatory term for a hockey player who sucks so hard that they need milk crates to keep balance. Also applies to bad skaters that are below bender status.

did you see mike trying to skate?

yeah i know he's such a crates.

by CPTCRATES360 November 20, 2009

Caltech

An institute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old -- Dean's daughter). Students would like you to believe that they have something that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIT does not... and they are right! They have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of Hot Women of Science Monthly.

Person 1: I go to Caltech.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)

Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?

by Holding My Sausage Hostage December 9, 2008

Crates

Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!

by So_crates January 12, 2011

Diggin the Crates

Rumaging through records in racks or boxes

Ring ring...allo....a'rit bruv...wanna go down basildon today...need to dig the crates for some dubs for tonight

by Matty C January 11, 2005

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006