Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).

I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.

by S.O.K March 7, 2009

Cactus Juice

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.

1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?

by daviscd December 16, 2009

cacti

a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Craced

To suffer a critical blow to the face and only the facial region. Suffering a crace singular will usually result in a knockout or k.o. as it is known in the streets.

e.g. dude, if you don't shut the fuck up, your getting craced.

by YauMannn June 24, 2009

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

Cactass

The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.

"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O

by Sotamaster November 23, 2010

Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

by Jingo99 March 18, 2013