cowe

A condition by where a youthful man is haunted by his own love for an older much more refined female colleague with a large bum.

Man it is unfortunate how he became a cowe

by kdiddlediddle May 31, 2017

cow

1. A fat person

2. A spotted animal with a brain the size of a peanut.

Anna Nicole Smith, Rosie O'Donnel, Roseanne Barr, The fat kid in The Nutty Professor.

by Songstress21 March 28, 2004

cow

A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.

a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.

by Zi October 3, 2004

cow

A bloody bitch

Mate, shes a bloody cow.

by mugsrus January 3, 2011

cow

The staple diet of many.

I eat cow for breakfast lunch and dinner!

by Kyle August 27, 2004

COW

Clocks Off Wagon
5500lbs of pure terror.

The wagon that looks like its from the brady bunch,but somehow it scares away camaros and mustangs
Damn,did you see the COW hustle that f-body for a hundo?

by juicedimpss April 4, 2008

cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).

The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).

by Jake February 23, 2004