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Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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Flappy Cooter

When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter
by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003
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cooter ball

The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!
by lil jon April 10, 2005
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Cooter Twister

When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.
Grab that bitch by both lips and give her a cooter twister.
by slammasterj May 7, 2010
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cock-o-copter

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).
Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!
by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009
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cooter juice

The tangy liquid that is emitted from your womans cooter when orally pleasuring her.
My face felt like a glazed doughnut the next morning from all the cooter juice that flowed from her sweet box.
by Jake12 March 13, 2007
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Cooter Cutters

A pair of shorts (or pants) so tight, that they ride up and split a girls pussy lips.
That girl had on some cooter cutters and was showing some serious camel toe.
by Beef Stu October 8, 2003
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