wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 07, 2010
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Costco

That's where babies are made.
Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.
by _melon_peponi June 28, 2019
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Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
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costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.
person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!
by sirridium December 07, 2021
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costco taco

A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.
Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."
by dsundae January 31, 2021
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