Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.

Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!

by Element238 April 22, 2010

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Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

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Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

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Bill Cosby

A name that you can use to refer to somebody that looks like a pedophile and a rapist simultaneously. Usually used when in public when you don't want to look like you're talking about them.

Jack: That man over there touching that little girl is a total Bill Cosby.
Joe: Yeah look at that skill he has been Bill Cosbying for a while.
Jack: No doubt.

by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017

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drown the Cosbys

To take a shit. Not used to literally describe any criminal act.

"Do you have any acceptible reading material for me to use whilst I drown the Cosbys?" or "Awww damnit! I clogged the toilet drowning the Cosbys again."

by s33flous July 27, 2006

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similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.

Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!

by jackbauer123 February 19, 2010

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