Cooking show

A game or a competition that's rigged in favor of one party over the others.

FIBA Asia 2015 finals is a cooking show. Those referees surely received a handsome sum of money.

by Nctpp November 19, 2015

Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

by Stickythings August 4, 2016

coning

the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)

noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!

by bdbnjb June 28, 2011

Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

by Trentty June 30, 2019

Corning

Corning or "Cornin'" is simply the act of throwing kernels of corn at passing cars while you hide (usually with a group of friends) somewhere out of sight, but close to the road. Usually done on or around Halloween & is popular in southern Appalachia & rural parts of the country.

Me & some friends went corning last night & some guy we nailed got pissed off & got out of his car talking shit, so we threw a corn cob at that bitch & ran like hell.

by peestandingup September 7, 2007

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

couning

Couning - it's similar to counting but the outcome is not the same as counting. For example, counting to 10 would yield, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Couning to 10 would look like 1,2,12

Person 1: Hey, what's up with these reports? These numbers don't add up.
Person 2: Clearly the designers were COUNING again.

by abe-k December 16, 2019