After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
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BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
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