Conversational Life Support

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009

default conversation

A topic a person talks about when she/he can't think of anything else to talk about.

She was pretty attractive, but her default conversation was tropical fish. That sucked.

by J. Fistere August 29, 2008

AB conversation

a conversation between only a few people, and dont want anyone else involved.

This is an AB conversation. So, you can C yourself out, before D and E, F you up.

by Kaylalalala December 30, 2007

Conversational Blueballs

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.

Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.

by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009

White trash conversation

Shouting back and forth in a crass manner amongst one another within short distances of 5-10 feet, and repetitively saying, "Whaa?" The signifance or efficacy of the conversation is essentially eroded, washing down into a social state of Neanderthalism.

Stacey and her sister had a 15-minute white trash conversation at the new but piece of shit house. They were trying to make important decisions of productivity, each less than 10 feet away, and were still shouting, "Whaa?"

by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011

a and b conversation

An a and b conversation is a conversion amongst two people.

This term is often used in the phrase "this is an A and B conversation so I suggest you C your way out

Nosy person: "Hey guys what are ya talking about?"

Conversationers: " None of your buisness, this is an A and B conversation C your way out."

Nosy person: "Ok, no need to be so rude"

by DeathPotatoe May 15, 2016

conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.

I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.

by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009