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Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention 

A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

Fan Convention

n. Essentially, a meeting place for those with like interests. Examples of such gatherings include furry, comic book and anime conventions.

Conventions usually require one to register to gain admittance. Attendees might have to wear a badge as proof of payment. Conventions can range from one day to weekends and more, and prices vary in entrance fees.

Features of conventions might include (but not are not restricted to) events such as autograph signing, art sales, marketplaces or 'dealers rooms,' and entertainment (eg: boxing matches, karoake contests, dance contests, movie rooms, etc).

A convention is oftentimes shortened to simply a 'con,' in which case one might state that they are 'going to the con.'
Are you going to the fan convention this weekend with Kritios?
Fan Convention by Yaminator June 29, 2008

Grilla convention 

1. A word typically used to describe boss shit
2. A convention center full of bosses with samurai swords, typically trading and discussing the latest psychedellic chemicals. Admission is typically free.
We HITTIN UP THAT GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION. LITTLE JOHNNY GOT CALLED UP (JUST KIDDING SHIT AINT FUNNY)/

2. DEEM ME UP SCOTTY WE AT THE GRILLA CONVENTION

3. "
"yo how much are tix to the convention?"
"SHITS A GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION"

cunt nugget convention 

At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave
I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention 

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

anime convention

A place where many (often annoying) anime fans gather to frolic amongst eachother to discuss, watch, or dress like anime characters in a cosplay.
Many anime fans, turn into retards and loose a significant amount of intelligence upon entering the premises of an anime convention and are prone to acting in a very annoying manner, or speaking many bothersome phrases in a language named japanese.
A-kon, Otakon, Oni-con, ect. are anime conventions.
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Dumb ass guy: "Y-y-y-your hair's pimp."
Dumb girl: "Arigato..."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb ass guy: "okay...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb girl: "thank you...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
anime convention by Freddy September 23, 2005