A state of being in a conundrum that is fucked. A cluster fuck of a situation. Conundrafuck is a song written by Jeff Pearson.
by Legend of Jeff March 23, 2023
Get the Conundrafuck mug.When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".
"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009
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"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."
Simply put:
"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."
Simply put:
"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."
Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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by Josh McGlasson March 17, 2006
Get the conundriate mug.Confundrum * When you are in an absolute fucked up mood from the stupidity of people and things around you.
by K7Bornnraised April 18, 2019
Get the Confundrum mug.A tune or song you can't quit humming, whistling or get out of your head. A neologism starting with the word, "conundrum", adding hum in the middle, and incidentally containing the word, "humdrum", which describes the monotony of the tune's incessant repetition.
When I left the musical, I had the title song stuck in my head, repeatedly humming it until the conhumdrum drove me batty.
by Afortunateone January 17, 2015
Get the Conhumdrum mug.A problem within a conundrum; as if the conundrum was not enough: now it's not even a proper conundrum anymore. It contains an additional problem.
Also, further (Blem)ish within a preexisting problem.
Also, further (Blem)ish within a preexisting problem.
Your conundrablem renders itself unsolvable.
by Lilith Iscariot September 12, 2019
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