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Conservacuck

A blind conservative follower who spews “alternative news” that they get from bloggers, podcasts, conspiracists, political commentators, and the opinion section in the paper.
What a conservacuck, he just quoted Rush Limbaugh as his news source
by Saladtosser6969 January 1, 2018
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neo-conservative

Unlike traditional conservatives (who advocate small, gradual change), neo-cons advocate the use of force, manipulation and deception to radically change social policy BACK to the repressive pre-1960s days, while keeping the economy free-market thus enabling large corporations to take over the world.
Burn, you filthy, lying, stinking neo-con shitbag.
by James O'Brien August 29, 2005
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conservachism

The gap between the policies of the far right and the conservative reality they claim to uphold.
Far right pundits like Rush Limbaugh, attempt to speak from a position of Moral authority while their lifestyles fly in the face of these supposed beliefs; this is a clear example of Conservachism!
by CultrWar July 12, 2010
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conservawhore

Noun: An attractive woman whose political beliefs follow those of the conservative path. Usually outspoken in her beliefs, and unwilling to listen to people who disagree, responding with angry words and actions towards them.
Ann Coulter and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are two of the biggest conservawhores in America.
by Chrispychicken September 30, 2006
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conservacunt

1. A conservative with ignorant views; equivalent insult to libertard.
Ignorant Right winger: You're just some Libertard
Left winger: Better than being a Conservacunt
by Anonynono March 26, 2016
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The Law of Conservation of Grind

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.
Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.
by President David Leebron December 8, 2017
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Liberal Conservative

Someone who doesn't get involved with politics, but is a "free spirit who stands by their morals"
He's so outgoing and fun to be around but at the end of the day stands by his beliefs. Prime example of a Liberal Conservative!
by Modern Socrates X June 18, 2011
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