carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.

Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010

Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021

Go to Congress

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.

"I gotta Go to Congress"

by Maria Penhall November 26, 2013

Flying Congressman

a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female

Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.

by Mylar-Balloon May 16, 2009

Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013

Congress

One of the major parts of the United States federal government that contains 2 parts: the House and the Senate. Also, members are usually designated to the Republicans, the Democrats or to an independent party. They are pretty powerful since one of their major functions is passing or repealing laws that can effect the entire country. These people work long and hard to try to take away your freedoms every single day by passing more and more laws and bills that are completely useless and unnecessary. These people also tend to act like idiotic butthurt teenagers with too much power in their hands.

These politicians are so butthurt that they will shutdown the government if no one agrees with their views. Logic and reasoning, as well as actual facts and data won't get through to them. One such case is Nancy Pelosi who stated that every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs. The major flaw with her statement is that in 2009 (the year that she stated that), there were only 316 million people in the United States and yes, she said millions. This is one of the examples of the failures of Congress.

Congress consists of 2 parts: The House and the Senate and this branch of government is filled with nothing but butthurt children with too much power and are idiotic to boot. This, of course, is a pretty terrible combination for the country.

by Digital Preacher January 9, 2015

Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

by Blk Mage April 1, 2009