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Congressional Booty Office

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.
Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.
by Cook1903 May 1, 2010
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conger

The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum
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act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.
It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.
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congee

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.
I went to the store to buy some congee.
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When you Catch a conger eel that fights so hard it could hold 2 belts in ufc
I went fishing the other night and caught a fucking conger mcgreggor !
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congolexicomatisation

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(2012) Mot-valise formed from the term Congo, the un-attested verb lexicomatiser and the suffix -ation. The verb lexicomatiser itself seems to be a suitcase word, a mixture of the prefix lexico- and a realization of the suffix -iser.

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SingulierPlurielcongolexicomatisationcongolexicomatisations \ kɔ.ɡo.lɛk.si.kɔ.ma.ti.za.sjɔ \

congolexicomatisation \ kɔ.ɡo.lɛk.si.kɔ.ma.ti.za.sjɔ \ female

Term popularized by Eddy-Malou which means adaptation to the lexical specificities of the languages of the Congo

For this last question, the pupil Van Damme has given way to his master, the too little known Eddy Malou, inventor of the concept - alas just as unpopular - of "congolexicomatisation". - (Corrected from the bac de philo by ... Jean-Claude Van Damme, on Marianne.net, June 17, 2015)

Before knowing how to transport the congolexicomatization of the laws of the market, it is rather necessary to know what we will transport. Congolexicomatization of the laws of the market alone, in its simplest device with only its theoretical content, can fit without problem in a PDF file. - (Eddy Malou, “Containerization of market laws, act I” on Eddy Malou's interdimensional blog. Posted on January 23, 2015)
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Confley

Confley derives from the Puertorican ethnic background as a form of slang meaning "Corn Flakes".
mira si tiene hambre silbete uno Confley.
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