confoused

When you are confused and aroused at the same time.

The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

by Shaun of the leprechaun August 22, 2017

Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

by poppa dad March 11, 2011

Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.

Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed

by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004

confubbled

Physically confused and mentally disoriented.

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.

by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

confused

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

by Dr. Treymond March 27, 2009