When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."
The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!
by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021
Get the American Football Conference.mug. by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018
Get the Conference baemug. When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
Get the Parent Teacher Conferencemug. A person who signs up to all relevant and irrelevant events and conferences for the sake of food , round-trips or hotel accommodations offered in these conferences
Most of the participants in this conference are conference hunters. They don't have much interest in the conference content. They are here for the free round-trip, accommodation, and free food
by Uncle Ali March 28, 2020
Get the Conference Huntermug. The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
Get the Jamaican Press Conferencemug. On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.
by lmao222 February 18, 2022
Get the Men's Conferencemug.