Gay Confidence

A random impulse to act as gay as possible combined with excessively confident and powerful emotions

yass queen, let’s stab a bitch then come out to my family and the entire school! i’m feeling so much gay confidence right now?!

by NateIsntGayISwear October 8, 2019

Burger Confidence

Unwarranted or unjustified confidence in a given situation.

Raymond made a stupid bet because he had that burger confidence.

by How 'bout 'dem apples March 21, 2021

Fuck Coincidence

The word made famous by a Dundalk man. It means what it says. Fuck coincidence. There is no such thing

When the wife told the husband that it was just a coincidence that whenever she goes out with her work bf her phone always loses signal and has no undies. The husband replied "Fuck Coincidence"

by EkoliShift May 27, 2022

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.

Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"

by sardan1972 April 24, 2015

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.

Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll

by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022