compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

societal compulsion

Irresistible urge to behave a certain way because of societies or social norms or influences.

She drinks because of her societal compulsion.

by BabyVans June 13, 2016

Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD)

This is the urge you feel when you either want to click on existing or add new reaction emojis to conversations on Slack or any other platform that offers Emoji reactions.

Youssef and Angelo seem to have an Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD). They just cannot stop clicking the emojis they see.

by semyou November 26, 2019

cheater cheater compulsive eater

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.

Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

by KnightofNerdom April 2, 2020

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.

"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

by modernadventurer January 29, 2015

compulsory

is sth that is required for everyone.

I get a C minus in my english class, which unfortunately is compulsory in the University.

by Yetzi Nayelli Macedo Zavala June 17, 2008

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.

husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

by the future doctor June 10, 2011