coiling

The act of giving oneself a blowjob. The appearance is of one coiled up like a snake or ball while performing said act.

verb: There goes Timmy in the corner coiling again.

adjective: Hey look there goes coil-boy

by ]{riPti]{ November 5, 2010

coupling

The homosexual act of two uncircumcised men sliding their foreskins over each others.

Coupling,kind of like sliding your sweater sleves over one another.

by truepigdog April 18, 2007

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018

complinsult

A statement which starts as a compliment and ends with a subtle, or at times not so subtle, insult.

MO: MFR is absolutely right, that's twice in ten years.
EMM: Great complinsult MO!

MFR: PNM is great at throwing darts, he hits MO's arm every time.
PNR: That complinsult don't confront me.

by emminksa February 2, 2008

Condilingus

lying to a woman to get her to perfom oral sex
can also be used as a step-up to a curse word and is a nickname to Condileizza rice

she performed condilingus

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014